Opportunity Rocks

I'm not sure how hot Paul Johnson's credits are. That's not a cut, more of a shirk, but I do know that Forbes Magazine's Current Events Column, that Johnson wrote, is a clear, clarion call for Bush to retire.

Not to retire right now. Nope, not until the time is ripe. You see, if Bush retires now – or is impeached or even impaired – he won't be able to continue his gadabout ways, convincing the world that nuclear energy is the way to go.

Bush seems to be selling Atomic Energy instead of Atomic Bombs. First North Korea, then Iran, and I really don't know how many other countries in between: perhaps India, Pakistan, and possibly there's an open offer to anyone who can credibly claim a nearly complete nuclear weapon. Put down your guns and we'll supply all the clean, natural, inexpensive nuclear power you can use.

We Aim To Please (You Aim, Too, Please)

There is no time like the present and there may not be much more time. North Korea is aiming a missle at …

Well, we don't know where it's aiming.

But what if someone does know. (I mean it's absurd to imagine that no one in the world knows where the thing is aimed, right?) And if one someone knows, then a couple of someones know, and then … Before you know it, even Valerie Plame will know where it's pointed. So here's what might be so – or the suppositious might think:

WE already know where the dang thing's pointed and exactly how it's supposed to get there. Now this'll be the best opportunity in the world to use our much vaunted anti-missle defense system and prove to everyone that we really know what we're doing.